Ultimate, most important resolution: STOP TALKING LIKE A SINGAPOREAN.
21, tall, politically incorrect.
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Why…
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“You? You’re not my friend. Let me tell you something: I’m not here to make friends. And neither is everyone else. If you are, then maybe you shouldn’t. Four years from now, you will be there with me, inside the waiting room in the corporate of some big money multinational corporation, waiting for an interview that will decide our fates, and the person they hire will be me or you, but never both. So please, I’d rather not invest the time and effort and feelings to make this relationship work. Face it, at the end of the day, this is a war zone, and if I have to kill you so I can stay alive, then I will kill you.”
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He noticed that my hairstyle had changed since the last time we met, and for conversation’s sake I asked him whether it was really true. And he said yes, that it was shorter on the sides and thicker on top, a sentence so mechanical it might have been said by a professional barber. But as we rode the elevator in silence, I was awed - amazed, really - that at a time when all everyone wanted to do was to fit in, he was comfortable with being his own weirdo self.
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Hilarious movie posters of this year’s Oscar nominees
An enjoyable addendum to our:
Poster Round Up – The 2012 Oscar Nominees
Brilliant.
(via alexthebez)
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