You are a trustafarian.

Why? Because you do the whole routine, that whole legalize marijuana shit and growing your own herbs and making your own beer, and the whole “I’m a liberal, Anti-Establishment, Anti-Capitalism” crap, and you look down on white collars because you think white collars are merely repressed robots who take shit from Da Man, and you’re better than the white collars because you don’t take any shit from Da Man, which gives you authority to judge anyone who (you think) take shit from Da Man, even when they fucking don’t.

And it’s perfectly fine, but unfortunately you’re a fucking hypocrite, because the drawback of being able to do all of those things is that you would need to be poor, because being against Capitalism means you’re against people who get rich for their own benefits, but you can’t be poor, because you have never been poor your whole life, and you can’t imagine surviving the world if daddy didn’t transfer you money every month and pay the motherfucking rent for your apartment in a fashionable part of town, and no matter what you’ve said in the past, you love your credit cards (the bills of which your parents pay for). That is how the Capitalists live, asshole.

Of course you fantasize and tell people that you want to live life the hard way, you want the street cred, you wanna live in a building full of drug dealers and shit, and people will think you’re so hardcore, so tough. I’d like to see you try.